I had a thought, and I don't know where I'll ever be able to use it, so I'll throw it in a blog:

Twilight and Cadence stood proud, side by side before the diarchs. "We won't let you down," said Twilight. They turned to leave.

"Wait!" They turned back. Celestia took a deep breath. "There's something very important I forgot to tell you."

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I'm pretty sure I wasn't the first one who thought about it, but I still have to share it. No title yet, but the reason I'm not writing this EVER is because <drum roll>

I don't write clop. This is the moment you can leave safely, anything below is your fault.

Setting: Equestria, between seasons 8 and 9, Ponyville, Twilight's Castle
Characters: Spike, Starlight, Chrysalis, bit of Twilight
Description:

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Context: Izzy explaining to Hitch why her phone auto corrects femcel to femboy sprout

I just finished rewriting some of the recent chapter of my recent history. I'm really sorry that I wrote Mane 6 to act rudely with Discord after Fluttershy explained why she was crying. Maybe they will forgive Discord easily, but Rainbow Dash will need some time to be able to forgive him, since she has a big ego inside her and because Flurttershy is her best foalhood friend. And again, I'm sorry for writing Mane 6 to act like that. I would appreciate those who have already read the second

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Aragon: "...You cut open your penis."

Pickleless: "I really REALLY don't like doctors."

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this is to commemorate the fact that i have reached the sex number of blog posts and yes i know it is very immature to even point it out but i'm sorry i think that is part of my "brand" now i don't want to do this either but again i feel like i have to do something. so here is something i found while digging through pear butter screencaps to make my current avatar the other day. i haven't been able to get this picture out of my head since which i guess is thematic? idk

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So since I'm at my grandpa's and he doesn't celebrate and we have no tree and grandma's not here with food and love and my fucking head hurts like hell because I didn't really eat anything today and my boyfriend can't call for awhile and today was my last day at work (by choice) and I'm mad at my cousin for for bullshit he said and there will be no opening of the presents from "Santa" this year and depression has kicked in because of all this shit and I lost my Christmas spirit this year....

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Bit of a catch-all blog, this one.

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HEY LOSER.
YOU LIKE READIN' HORSE WORDS?
HOW ABOUT YOU CLICK THAT SEXY LITTLE BUTTON IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER OF THE CHAPTER CALLED Formatting~

Proceed to gently and slowly caress your mouse, or alternatively, stimulate your touch pad by slowly dragging the text size slider to 1.6~

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I get to go back farther than 100 messages and finally see how the beginning of an RP actually went instead of guessing

EDIT: hey, cool, I can also click on people’s avatars and screenshot it easier/download it easier. nice.

EDIT 2: great, I can’t view a blog post right after I edit it, though.

Warning: This post is totally off-topic for ponies. If you don't like politics, don't like schadenfreude, don't like people talking about politics, ect. this is probably not the post for you. Go find something fun to do. Maybe read Bad Horse's Displaced story about semiotic psychoanalyst Jacques Lacan. Or maybe Pascoite's touching story about pony adoption.

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Admit it, your only here because you think your titles are boring

I feel ya fam

So first, what are you blogging about? If it's an image or video, try the video/image's title. Easy.
But then there's when you were just looking at pics on google or tumblr and those don't have easy titles! Well, base it off the picture. Pretty easy :d

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I feel like a lot of people i know involved in the MLP fandom have, at some point or another, stopped watching the show itself. Doubtless they have reasons, good reasons. I think i've asked a few of them why, and they've told me; and at some point i forgot. And that's a bit of a shame, because i might have to start asking them again, tracing patterns, finding connections.

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You'll notice I never ask for donations, always loans. That's probably my pride talking. As you know if you follow my blogs, my boss recently cut my hours from 36/week to 12/week, because I'm a whole-ass mess. Hopefully, if I perform well this week as I have the past few weeks, she'll bump me at least partway back up, but in the meantime, I'm broke as a joke. Forget CiderFest, I need to finish paying what is now last month's rent. Actually, I have, at least the rent itself. The $50 late fee is

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do YOU like Strawberry Sunrise? do YOU like changelings? do YOU like that weird sort of fic that I write where I can't adequately summarize? do YOU like clickbait summaries because pls pay attention to this fic, I'm very proud of it? If you answered yes to none or more of the above, come check out this fanfic I wrote!

TThe Many Lives of Strawberry Sunrise

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

Most new ponies feel alone when they first come to Ponyville, but Strawberry Sunrise is far less alone than she thought.

• Death
• Changelings
• Strawberry Sunrise

Silent Whisper · 8.4k words  ·  90  2 · 825 views

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Featured Song: Mashups Like This
by Triple-Q

Mashup so good, you can have sex with it dance to it at a night club and not feel awkward about some of the meme songs used in it. Yeah. That.

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